How to Make Your Own Prescription Eyeglasses:
1. Rummage through your roommate's trash.
B. Cut it to shreds.
3. Glue the shreds together to match your prescription needs.
4. Cut more.
5. Go to the eye doctor's and pick out your super stylish frames.
F. Shout, spit, throw stuff.
Eventually, it all should magically fuse together.
Last. Strut your stuff.